Patrick the democrat Patrick is obviously Democratic. He can never understand The evidence at hand, And his writings are hemorraghic! Submitted by: Knarf
| Penile Screener You'd think a guy with surname Weiner Would be just a little bit keener Than to email his dick To some random-meet chick. This guy needs a penile-thoughts screener. Submitted by: John A. Barry
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penpusher Don't put fireworks in your trouser pocket or you'll fry up your tackle like a rocket, Just a gelding you'll be All boo hoo, No tee hee, with only one ball and no socket. Submitted by: Richardson
| Peru There once was a man from Peru Who decided to sleep in a canou While dreaming of Venus With his hand by his penis woke up with a hand full of goo Submitted by: Sussex Addicts
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Pet Chicken Big Steve once had a pet chicken. Deep fried, it was finger lickin'. The bird became fried Cuz as hard as he tried Big Steve could not fit his dick in. Submitted by: Tia
| Peter from Perth There was a man, Peter, from Perth, Whose Peter had just the meet girth For planting his garden, So when he got hardened, He hoed with it holes in the earth.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Pfizer And up-and-coming drug firm, Pfizer Wants to make you an early riser. Had troubles with plumbing? Just wait--something's coming. You're now like an Old Faithful geiser.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
| The Pig Farmer In town there's an angry pig farmer, And his wife's not much of a charmer. I've heard his dick's not so big, So he has to sodomize his pigs, And I think that's what makes him much calmer. Submitted by: Hello Konichiwa
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Pimp's Chimp There once was a simpering pimp, Who with his quims was always limp. He skipped 'em as products; To stiffen, he'd prod ducts Of his one true love, his primped chimp.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
| Plaster of Paris There once was an artist name Claris, Who cast a work that would embarrass Her very prim patron, An elderly matron-- A penis of plaster of paris.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Plein Hair There was a painter named Ben Mayer, Who said to his model, 'Bend there. I’m doing full frontal, Which means that your cunt'll Be lustrous, ’cause I paint 'plein hair.''
Submitted by: John A. Barry
| Plight of the Actor There once was a Polack named Max, He did not know how to relax. He read all his plays, For thousands of days, And happily fondled his sacs. Submitted by: Maria and Kelsey
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Plumber From Leigh There once was a plumber from Leigh, Who was plumbing his girl by the sea. She said 'Stop your plumbing, 'There's somebody coming.' 'I know,' said the plumber, 'It's me.' Submitted by: Kin Tomita-Duarte
| Pombo A fat fag congressman named Pombo, Pulled off a fellatio combo: He sucked off Abramoff, After Jack jacked him off, Then without delay he did Tom Blow.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
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The Pope Goes To Mt. Olive I am not a person to condemn Another for his sins of whim But this I cannot forgive - Pope John went to Mt. Olive And Popeye kicked the shit out of him. Submitted by: Pooh Bear
| Prayer There once was a man boys called Pater— Caught, with cock, in an anal crater. The bishop reproved him, And then he removed him For a prayer to be named later.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Prayer to Be Named Later There once was a man boys called Pater-- Caught, with cock, in an anal crater. The bishop reproved him, And then he removed him For a prayer to be named later.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
| The Prick Lucy sure sucked a good dick. But her husband was such a prick. He blasted her face, With first jiz and then mace Then gave her gut a big kick.
Submitted by: Greg Combs
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Prick Like a Fork There once was a man from New York Whose pecker did prick like a fork. His wife, much a-vexed And painfully sexed Did seal off her cunt with a cork. Submitted by: Tia
| Priest from Dunkirk There once was a priest from Dunkirk, Who, one day when he was done work, Went to see a sister, And after he's kissed her, He taught her to do the nun jerk.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Proud Papa A proud bride-to-be's father, Ed, Climbed into his girl's bed and said: "You'll be married soon, Before the honeymoon, Please practice by giving me head."
Submitted by: John A. Barry
| Pucket The once was shortstop named Pucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear was my pussy I'ld fuck it.
Submitted by: AjanDick
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