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Gal From Milwaukee There once was a gal from Milwaukee Who spit out some cum that was chalky She said 'You taste like Tums Mixed with day-old bread crumbs You sure ain't a celery stalky'
Submitted by: Royce
| A Gamewarden A gamewarden up in the Sault (soo) Ordered two punts, one canoe. A message next day Said girls on the way But what in the hell's a panoe.
Submitted by: AjanDick
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Gay Rest Home There's a rest home designed for Gay Old Timer's, Gay Retards, Gay Psycho's, Gay Alzheimer's. The therapy and medication, Includes daily probing and group masturbation, Shock therapy induces the boners. Submitted by: Hello Konichiwa
| Gender Confusion A lesbian lass from Rangoon Took a gay lad to her room. They had a great fight Lasting all through the night About who should do what And to whom. Submitted by: Curly Dick
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Girl From Coblence There once was a girl from Coblence, Her boobs were not huge but immense, One day playing soccer, She sprung her left knocker, And kicked it right over the fence. Submitted by: Wicks
| Girl from Rangoon There once was a girl from Rangoon who farted into a balloon. It rose up so high that it stuck in the sky, where It stank out the man in the moon. Submitted by: Edwin Dewent
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A Girl Named Gwyn I once dated a girl named Gwyn who committed a cardinal sin when I thought she would drool at the size of my tool she just asked with a yawn, 'is it in?' Submitted by: C4smurf
| A Girl named Louise There once was a girl named Louise whose cunt hair hung down to her knees the crabs on her twat tied the hairs in a knot and fashioned a flying trapeze Submitted by: Hugh Jorgen
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A Girl Named Nellie There once was a girl named Nellie Who said, 'Your crotch really is smelly' And while she got sick I stretched out my dick And saw it was my foreskin jelly Submitted by: Hugh G. Rection
| Glenda There was a young harlot named Glenda, Liked either gender to bend her; She'd lie on her back, And pull open her crack, So they could table-end her pudenda. Submitted by: Stafford Shashoua
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The Gyno Exam There once was an aged exotic dancer, Who thought she'd developed cervical cancer. As the gynecologist examined her, He then saw all the sperm and in her, And said "Just get off the sex, that's the answer". Submitted by: Hello Konichiwa
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