Song Parodies -> China Man
Chinese People do make a bread out of cats.
I am China man
I cook little Kitties in a fyring pan I can fry it all If he even moves i'll break his balls Is he alive or dead Will he lose or keep his head We'll just watch him die The we'll sit down and have a really good cry He has balls of steel Once they break they will never heal When we ripped the spine We saw the underpants signed by Calven Klein Nobody Eats him They just cover there nose Planning their revenge After they hurl Now the time is here We all turn our head We pick him up And see if hes alive or dead Nobody Eats him They just cover there nose Planning their revenge After they hurl Heavy loafs with cat Fills the eaters full of dread Eating as fast as they can Cat Bread lives Again! Your Vote Counts
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