Song Parodies -> Bent
when i was in the bathroom i looked at my penis and thought of another parody to do. of matchbox 20's "can you help me, i'm bent". just another one of over 700 parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
if my balls are not too great, dick won't much be fucking twats
if i get true admiration, queer is then what gets me off if i see some hunk who's hung, then his allure will slight my shaft and, yes, i'd like to stroke men naked - make me proud, the righteous men shouldn't feel so odd, i hate it lust shows me what is a broke self-image can you help me, mine's bent i've no hair on my chest or the look of the best boy please straighten my dick! yes, this is how i have lived - with bruised esteem, bent since i couldn't see with esteem, look, i mated with his cock should i live like guys if i see my own dude as slightly a wrong i started doubting my own place when i'd know what strong men hold right over my head can you help me, mine's bent i'm no male cuz they're better, i look like a debtor please straighten my dick! yes, this is how i have lived - with bruised esteem, bent scarred self-esteem, i'm never enough and i see awe in penis scarred self-esteem, keep bending me oh until guys cum neatly in my shit shouldn't feel so damned elated the love of the men, oh, just something i've missed can you help me, i'm bent i'm no male cuz they're better, they look like i'll never please straighten my dick! and give me power and strength and dude-esteem and pep, yes no doubt, understanding, queer just won't bear its head can you help me, i'm bent i'm no man cuz they'll ever be seen as much better yeah, their aids in my shit and that is how i will end, with h.i.v. - dead just another one of over 700 parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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